Leather Parka

When did you last do a bit of Painting?

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said.... You'll love this... ; Yep. I know you will... & nbsp; "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

Public Comments

  1. I'm not going to read any of that you just said, I'm just going to answer the question. I painted last night, some designs on my wall.
  2. you obviously know my daughter in law
  3. ok so he caught me so what? I was just trying to do something smart :(
  4. LOL ha nice joke :)
  5. HAHAHA did not see that coming. You really did make my day :D
  6. lol
  7. Groan...
  8. PMSL! Yes you're right. I love it.
  9. I'm goin' blonder every week: I'm 61 with a fab Kenny Rogers beard, gettin' come ons from all da Dolly Ps out there Can't wait to explore PC art/photo/video online training: see Q last week @ how best to learn online http://www.google.com/search?q=explore+PC+art%2Fphoto%2Fvideo+online+training%3A&rls=com.microsoft:en-gb:IE-ContextMenu&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ACAW_en
  10. :)
  11. (evilsss) not fair blondes rule these are made up!! we would never do tht!!!!
  12. Hey you are on form.
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